Tag: landing
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Annual Graduation Day: Remarks by the Chief Instructor, Delivered Mostly Asleep
The Captain addresses the graduating class from a warm cushion.
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Top Five Reasons Your Cat Won’t Take Off Its Harness Before Landing
A listicle for owners who wish to understand why their cadet is still wearing the strap.
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Case Study: Why Flight 12 Ended Up Inside the Laundry Basket
An incident report, written in the passive voice for dramatic effect.
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How to Land From a Bookcase Without Taking the Bookcase With You
A practical guide for cadets in the intermediate course.
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Student Story: Cadet Biscuit’s First Solo Leap From the Fridge
A short account of courage, tuna and a very surprised kettle.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Righting Reflex
Students ask how the Academy teaches the one thing every cat already knows.
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Press Release: Academy Unveils New Simulator Made Entirely of Laundry
The Academy expands its facilities with a soft landing zone and a faint smell of detergent.