Wardrobe Launch Course
Learn to leap from the top of a wardrobe to any nearby surface, with grace and a loud thud.
Includes a safety cushion and some mild shouting.
Landing Practice
Twenty hours of controlled drops onto soft surfaces, with a trained observer ready to judge.
Passing grade is looking like you meant to do that.
Air Show Training
Prepare your cat to dazzle the household with sudden dashes across the room.
Final exam involves a vacuum cleaner and nerves of steel.