Tag: safety
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Top Five Reasons Your Cat Won’t Take Off Its Harness Before Landing
A listicle for owners who wish to understand why their cadet is still wearing the strap.
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Case Study: Why Flight 12 Ended Up Inside the Laundry Basket
An incident report, written in the passive voice for dramatic effect.
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How to Land From a Bookcase Without Taking the Bookcase With You
A practical guide for cadets in the intermediate course.
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Memo to Instructors: Please Stop Pushing Things Off the Desk as a Lesson
A reminder that a demonstration is not a vandalism.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Righting Reflex
Students ask how the Academy teaches the one thing every cat already knows.
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Safety Bulletin: Why You Must Not Launch From the Curtain Rail at Full Weight
A notice from the Academy about structural limits, which are lower than expected.